Lots of reasons why IRC should be preferred over sex

1. IRC never makes you pregnant
2. IRC costs always the same money.
3. IRC doesn't have cold feet
4. IRC never cheats on you
5. IRC does not have mother-in-law
5. IRC can be learned alone
6. IRC doesn't include any sports whatsoever
7. IRC never makes you sweat
8. Your mother never warned you about IRC
9. You can always open another window
10. IRC doesn't make your hands sticky
11. You can have multiple IRC's even if you're male
12. You can have intelligent chat while irccing
13. You can tell blonde jokes while irccing
14. You don't have to make excuses to IRC
15. You can't catch AIDS over IRC
16. IRC never calls YOU
17. IRC never smokes afterwards
18. You can be sadistic to IRC whenever you wish
19. IRC never turns its back when you are horny
20. IRC is more intelligent than average woman
21. You don't have to buy drinks before irccing
22. You don't have to call IRC afterwards
23. You don't need hotel room to IRC
24. You don't have to praise IRC before starting
25. IRC doesn't have big and ugly father
26. IRC doesn't have periods every second day
27. IRC is always there for you
28. You don't need to pay elamony to IRC
29. You can move to Undernet and still come back to EFnet
30. You can always kick butts on IRC
31. If you're an IRCop you have /kill command
32. IRC gets better after you get used to it
33. You don't have to pick IRC up before getting into the point
34. IRC never farts while using it
35. IRC shows you more respect than average woman
36. You don't need to endlessly thank IRC after every session
37. IRC has clear protocol it's based on
38. IRC has RFC's and faqs
39. You can be just as perverted on IRC as you wish
40. IRC may be ugly, but not THAT ugly
41. You don't have to lick IRC if it's not satisfied
42. You can always get IRC up with some effort
43. You don't have to deal with used condoms with IRC
44. You don't have to embarrash yourself buying condoms
45. IRC never wants diamonds and flowers
46. You never have to pretend you're doing something completely different
47. You can have multiple IRC's at once
48. You're never alone on IRC
49. You can always terminate IRC without getting into jail
50. You never have to go to sexshop to make a fool out of you
51. Getting probs solved out on alt.irc is much cheaper than a shrink
52. You don't have to look like van Damme to use IRC
53. You don't even need a bed to use IRC
54. Your wife never have to know you're doing it
55. You don't have to wonder if you're irccing better than a neighbour all the
time
56. You don't have to wonder if your IRC is long enough
57. You don't have to constantly fantasize about IRC, you can just do it
58. You can be sure IRC never spreads gossips about you behind your back
59. Just think of this: "That has got to be the smallest dick I've ever seen"
60. IRC never blackmales you with pictures you never knew it to have
61. On IRC you only pay for what you got
62. IRC never laughs at you
63. IRC never makes remarks on the size of your belly
64. IRC never tells you not to drink beer so much
65. IRC is honest
66. IRC never fakes orgasm
67. IRC never cums before you do
68. IRC never turns out to be too young to do it with afterwards
69. Police hasn't got anything agains irccing
70. You don't need to know how to dance to be able to IRC
71. You can have all your friends irccing with you
72. You can even IRC while your mother is watching
73. You can show your mother how to IRC
74. You don't make pimps rich while you're irccing
75. You can look straight at IRC without laughing hysterically
76..You can touch the screen without having to watch your hands
77. IRC doesn't smell at all
78. IRC never hits back
79. You can actually _own_ the computer running IRC