WINDOWS NT

God summoned Bill Clinton, Boris Yelstin and Bill Gates to an emergency
meeting.  He told them he is very unhappy with the way the world is
getting along and that he has decided to end the world and recreate
it afresh.
So he asked them to go back to earth and inform their respective
people that the world is going to end on Thursday. 
 
Yelstin told his people, "I have bad news and more bad news. The first 
bad news is that the american yanks were right all along -- there really 
is a god, and the second bad news is that the world is going to end on 
Thursday."
 
Clinton told the American people "I have good news and bad news. 
The good news is that we were right all along -- there really is a god, 
and the bad news is that we are all going to die on Thursday!" 
 
Bill Gates went and told his people at Microsoft "I have good news and
then more good news. The first good news is that I actually had audience
with the lord himself and the second good news is that we don't have to
actually ship Windows NT after all!"